My Clothes Don't Fit

I've finally realized yesterday that the maternity jeans I've been wearing since I couldn't fit into my regular jeans no longer fit me. It takes too much effort to get them on (I actually ripped the belt loop on one pair. Sorry Em!) and once I get them on, I feel like they're falling down but they won't pull up any farther. They're already pulled up as far as they can go. I hate that feeling! So yesterday, in a fit of dispair as I realized all my capris, the ones that actually do fit, were in the washing machine and soaking wet (thanks for doing the laundry, Babe!), I saw Jesus' shorts laying on the bed. Hey! I'll just wear his shorts! They're big enough, they're just like capris anyways, right? So I put his shorts on and had a good 3-4 inches before the button would even thing about fitting into the buttonhole :-( Boo!

I went downstairs to whine and cry to Jesus, and it turns out I picked the smallest pair of shorts he has. He barely even fits into them. So he dropped trou right there in the living room and gave me the pair of shorts he was wearing. Isn't that sweet? I've heard of people giving you the shirt of their backs, but how about the pants/shorts off their butt? I've decided that I really like his shorts. They're comfy! But I did have to wear his belt with them (my belts dont fit), and he had to buckle it for me because I can't see it to get everything lined up to go in the holes. The good thing is that I still had another hole before the belt was maxed out. Yay! (we won't mention that he usually wears his belt on the next to smallest hole)